DreamingDayDreams

relahvant:

this inconsiderate ass thunder storm woke me up

I ain’t got time for your shit nature I gotta get my 10 hours of beauty sleep

(via crystallized-teardrops)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via cumfort)

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

(via crystallized-teardrops)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via cumfort)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via crystallized-teardrops)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Source: heatcrashemboar, via lalunesong)

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via lalunesong)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

(via lalunesong)

hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

(Source: panerasexual, via lalunesong)

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

(via lalunesong)

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